The Professor, yesterday.
This website is the only comprehensive database of the earliest recorded internet message boards in history.
Dating back to the Stone Age, this unique collection of user comments provides a fascinating insight into Britain’s magnificently rich narrative.
It is amazing to think that our cave-dwelling ancestors were able to create basic computer software from moss and bits of old twig, but they did. Of course, the first of these inventions were used primarily to perform sex acts on or destroy using rocks but soon they learnt the potential it possessed. And it is from this vitally important breakthrough that we are able to learn about changing attitudes towards the world, politics and culture.
For years, we at THOMB have kept this vast archive of user comments away from the public eye. This was because we rather enjoyed not telling anyone anything. It was fun. However, we have come to realise that releasing this information online would increase the likelihood of meeting ladies and earning money.
The archive grows on a daily basis as user comments continue to be unearthed all over the British Isles; only last week the Sussex Archaeological Society discovered, buried under a farmhouse in Buckley, a number of fascinating user comments on the subject of Roman smelting.
Click yourself silly.
Love,
Professor Herbert Gitfist.
