Spam. (A Lot.)

I have just received a piece of junk mail announcing that Paris Hilton has recently acquired a third breast implant. How many breasts does she need? She’s got more money than sense, that one.

And here’s another thought about daily spam: If Danny Wallace spent a year saying ‘yes’ to everything for his best-selling book ‘Yes Man’, presumably he is now destitute what with transferring all his money to illegitimate Nigerian businessmen?