I Will Be On Radio 4

Yes, for those of you interested, I will be the guest on this Sunday’s edition of Desert Island Crisps (12.30pm, repeated at 9am on Friday). Fans of the programme will know that celebrities such as myself are invited to pick their eight favourite packets of crisps. The rules are that the island already has a family pack of Wotsits and the complete works of Walkers, so I chose the following:-

1. Cheese and Onion Hula Hoops

2. Salt and Vinegar Twists

3. Frazzles

4. Pickled Onion Monster Munch

5. Golden Wonder Chilli-Sharks

6. Captain Scratching’s Smoky Bastards

7. Giles Coren’s Witty Retorts

8. Mr. Rudeshape’s Sun Baked Bollock Bites

Any feedback to the show will be gratefully received. And for blog fans, if you listen carefully about ten minutes in, you’ll be able to hear Kirsty Young Frazzle-burping. Clip below.